The G.O.P. is in trouble. Tom Delay has dropped out of his re-election campaign and White House staff members are being replaced.
CNN reported tonight that Delay, who won his primary race, will announce his departure Tuesday. CNN also reported the “possible departure” of Propaganda Secretary Scott McClellan and Treasury Secretary John Snow. It is rumored that McClellan’s replacement will be counselor Dan Bartlett. According to an administration source, the potential shake-up will not include Karl Rove or Dick Cheney’s team. According to CNN’s Suzanna Malveaux “The changes would come during a tough stretch of time for the president, whose poll numbers have dropped, in particular because of growing dissatisfaction with the war in Iraq.”
In my opinion, a “shake-up” isn’t going to cut it. The country needs immediate regime change. The country needs….CHUCK NORRIS.
CHUCK’s qualifications:
Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.
Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris swallows ashes and spits out cigarettes.
Brendan Sullivan
ISU College Democrats
2 comments:
Are you out of your mind? How can you encourage a madman like Chuck Norris? If Norris takes over the GOP America will become a Chucktarship. The whole world is in danger 24 hours a day, seven days a week because Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits. Chuck Norris is not human. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings. I heard he grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
To propose giving him more power is not only absurd, it’s suicide. Did you know that Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb. He doesn’t have a father, he fathered himself. Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls. Am I making myself clear? Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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