tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10143711.post114412076961093026..comments2007-04-15T16:58:31.885-05:00Loganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16100708892141620757noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10143711.post-1144362325013490822006-04-06T17:25:00.000-05:002006-04-06T17:25:00.000-05:00Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?<BR/><BR/>A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.ISU College Democratshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05258177958724980640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10143711.post-1144362222139471992006-04-06T17:23:00.000-05:002006-04-06T17:23:00.000-05:00Are you out of your mind? How can you encourage a madman like Chuck Norris? If Norris takes over the GOP America will become a Chucktarship. The whole world is in danger 24 hours a day, seven days a week because Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits. Chuck Norris is not human. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings. I heard he grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. <BR/> To propose giving him more power is not only absurd, it’s suicide. Did you know that Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb. He doesn’t have a father, he fathered himself. Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls. Am I making myself clear? Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.ISU College Democratshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05258177958724980640noreply@blogger.com